Brainwash
2.8
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Hybrid
CBD 0.05%
THC 23.66%
Top Feelings
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Blissful (1)
Hungry (1)
Description
Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale. A very potent hybrid—sedating, calming, and mind-wandering, without overwhelming distraction. Perfect for a Friday slide into the weekend or a mellow ramp up to a more charged evening outing.
Warning
WARNING: Smoking cannabis increases your cancer risk and during pregnancy exposes your child to delta-9-THC and other chemicals that can affect your child’s birthweight, behavior, and learning ability.
WARNING: Consuming products during pregnancy exposes your child to delta-9-THC, which can affect your child’s behavior and learning ability.
WARNING: Using transdermal products during pregnancy exposes your child to delta-9-THC, which can affect your child’s behavior and learning ability.
WARNING: A spent cannabis cartridge shall be properly disposed of as hazardous waste at a household hazardous waste facility or other approved facility. An empty integrated cannabis vaporizer shall be properly disposed of as hazardous waste at a household hazardous waste collection facility or other approved facility.
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1.0
02/21/2026, 12 days ago
o****5
Bitter, horrible taste, dry nuggets that crack like cement , and not the typical top-shelf product one expects from Alien Labs. Sub-par, at best. :(
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1.0
05/10/2025
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Jar was short 1 G
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